boy update....

Okay I have yet another boy update...I have dated a lot of boys and had some very interesting experiences but so far the worst thing a boy has said to me, other then when I was bar-tending, was "I'll let you suck it!"...but the new boy takes the cake! First his penis was ALWAYS out..and seriously I'm not exaggerating. We wouldn't even be close to having sex and out comes the penis, despite countless protests from me..but then after I said we could only be friends because I was tired of seeing the penis, he asked if we could be sex friends. All I can do is laugh because seriously who does that!!!
And my ex that proposed is back, sent me a text that said "I wanna try again."...
And this guy, R, that I met in McAllen, TX when I was there for work last year, wants to buy me a ticket to fly there and see him because he really misses me...
And I have a date next week with a very promising boy that makes me laugh...